O my brothers, I’ve been fed a filthy lie: That the Jedi represented the ideals of the free men of the West. Rule of law, Democracy, freedom, masculinity, sovereignty etc. We are told that they represent what is best from our society, and the evil Sith, they represent “the dark side” and the ideals we are to discard.
Tell me O my brothers, have you ever heard of Zoroastrianism? If Star Wars where fiction I would venture to say this despicable Eastern cult influenced the fairy tale we are now analyzing, but Star Wars having been true and buried in the past, we can only say that Zoroastrianism was it was the work of the Jedi influencing our world.
Zorastrianism was the cult that was adopted by the Persians when they ventured to conquer the whole world. The King of Persia was to be the ONLY free man, and everyone else a mere slave. There was no democracy, but this theocracy would demand the complete submission of all inhabitants of the world. No property rights, or rights of any kind for that matter. Your wife and daughter where to serve the carnal appetites of those in power and your sons and yourself to die in a faraway land in a war you didn’t understand. Everything you own to be taken away at any whim. You were to serve, for you were a slave.
In this hellish theocracy the world was divided between the side of light and the dark side. Those who did not submit to the political and theological rule of Persia where “the dark side” and just like Mace Windu did to Palpatine, they would attempt to murder you without trial. You are to have no dignity, for those who did not serve the light where to be killed and to serve the light was to submit and be a slave.
But then, O my brothers, there where two terrorist states that dared challenge the order of the light that was the Persians. Athens and Sparta would not submit. When asked for a token of submission (earth and water) the Spartans kicked the Persian messengers to their death down a well. It was Athens and their democracy, and Sparta with their superhuman men and independence, that where branded the ultimate manifestation of “the dark side.” And so the king of Persia went to war, his LITERAL mission to put an end to the dark side which was manifested in Greece.
From this war we have the three epic victories whose name shine to this day: Marathon, Salamis and Thermopylea. The glorious Greeks and their quest for freedom are what the Zoroastrians called “the dark side” and the slavery, submission and theocracy of the Persians “the side of light.”
Tell me, O my brothers, what men among you is willing to take the yoke of slavery? Was Anakin Skywalker to blame to side in with freedom and against the degenerates of “the light” that demanded his submission!? He joined the Jedi with the promise of freedom, with the promise of liberating his slave mother. Freedom was THE WHOLE REASON HE JOINED THE JEDI and you mean to tell me you’ll blame him for striving to be a free man!?
When a rich servant of the Persian King asked two Spartans why they would not befriend the Persian King who rewarded his friends and as they were men of merit, if they would only submit to him, he was sure the King would give them Greece to govern. This was their reply:
‘A slave’s life is all you understand, you know nothing of freedom. For if you did, you would have encouraged us to fight on, not only with our spear, but with everything we have.’
Tell me, O my brothers, do you side with the Persian Empire and choose the “light” of the Jedi…
Afterwards (the two Spartan from the entry above) when they came to the Persian King’s presence, the guards ordered them to fall down in homage and when they refused, force was used, the Spartan’s resisted and this was their reply to the King:
‘We bow down before no man.’
Or do you side with the dark side, and stand your ground with the likes of Lionidas and Darth Vader?
When Xerxes requested: ‘Deliver up your arms’, King Leonidas’ defiant reply:
‘Come and take them.’
But the Jedi represent democracy you will say? Look at their actions and not their claims I say. The Jedi counsel pulled all the strings, an unelected body serving their own self-interest. North Korea, China and the European Union are all unelected entities that CLAIM to be democratic. Lets not forget about the fallen Soviet Union either! The Jedi where pulling the same tricks the most evil totalitarian states are pulling today. You’ve been deceived O my brothers, the Jedi did not represent justice or democracy or freedom. They did not represent our ideals. The Jedi use their mind tricks on us, while the Sith are the children of the Greeks and make arguments to advance their agendas, and if proven wrong they are thankful at having had a bad argument discarded.
If you love freedom as much as our ancestors did, you will side with the “dark side” and join the ranks of Leonidas and Darth Vader. Now that you know the truth O my brothers, will you not declare war on the “side of the light” and like Alexander at Gaugamela free the world from the Jedi? Will you join the dark side my lovers of freedom or will you buy what the Jedi are selling and submit as a slave to your Asiatic cult of the Jedi?
